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juybuygo's favorite FMLs
Today, I told my dad and brother that I want to take Zumba classes. My brother said, "Did you hear that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Then he starting dancing and making pig noises. My dad high-fived him. When my mom heard, she high-fived him too. FML
by hakuna matata / 10/31/2012 at 6:06am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Andrew / 10/30/2012 at 2:08am / United States (Washington) / Love
by friedbutter / 10/28/2012 at 10:53am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
by Anonymous / 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm / France / Miscellaneous
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2012 at 8:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML
by PicklesMcRaptor / 03/25/2012 at 7:59am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by belieber101 / 03/17/2012 at 8:45am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw my doc about the painful swelling I've had in my arm all week. He seemed totally out of it, and ended up telling me it's all in my head, despite the swelling. When I respectfully suggested it might be a blood issue, he just said "nah". FML
by jarv49 / 03/16/2012 at 1:24pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by Blueshock08 / 02/23/2012 at 2:03am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML
by Come on / 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by GingerJ / 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by Holly Jolly / 12/26/2011 at 1:33am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by mo / 12/19/2011 at 2:55am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses, dumping them in her back seat, and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML
by Anonymous / 12/19/2011 at 1:44am / United States / Love
by skrewedguy / 12/07/2011 at 10:33pm / United States / Health
- Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why?… Today, I visited my son at work. He's an interpreter for the government. As I watched him converse… Today, after two years of dating, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend on my birthday. It wasn't as…