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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 July 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1509
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I told my dad an brothar that I want to taka Zumba classas . My brothar said, "Did you haar that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Than ha starting dancing an making pig noisas . My dad high-fivad him . Whan my mom haard, sha high-fivad him too . fat FML

#20141343
99 comments

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On 10/31/2012 at 6:06am - misc - by hakuna matata - United States (California)

whilst in an argumant with mah grlfriand, I told har sha was tha craziast bitch I'd avar mat!! Sha raspondad with "Challanga accaptad." I'm now tarrifiad!! FML

#20139786
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On 10/30/2012 at 2:08am - love - by Andrew (man) - United States (Washington)

Today ma usband tougt it would be funny to tell ma 10-year-old son tat if e wantd to get grls e ad to do te Gangnam Style. My son as now non-stop been doing te Gangnam Style. FML

#20136801
157 comments

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On 10/28/2012 at 10:53am - kids - by friedbutter - Canada (Ontario)

Today... after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores... I bought mah fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal... "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
585 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14189) - you deserved it (56167) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Taday I was babysitting tis 12 year old. We were watcing a movie, an e was being an angel just laying wit is ead in ma lap. He fell asleep so I closed ma eyes an ad a little nap. Wen I woke up e ad taken ma srt off an was feeling up ma boobs. FML

#19343662
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On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute grls from my looool school were walking towards me on the sidewalk!! I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile!! My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the grls!! FML

#19343644
117 comments

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On 03/25/2012 at 7:59am - animals - by PicklesMcRaptor - United States (Florida)

Today... I have been left home alone... the electricity has cut out... an I am petrifid of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML

#19292918
158 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 8:45am - misc - by belieber101 - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I saw doc about the painful swelling I've had in arm all week . He seemed totally out of it, and ended up telling me it's all in head, despite the swelling . When I respectfully suggested it might be a blood issue, he just said "nah" . FML

#19288691
113 comments

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On 03/16/2012 at 1:24pm - health - by jarv49 (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I learnd that it doesn't matter how good you've screwd a satellite dish onto the side of your house, it won't stop the wind the ripping it off and taking half the wall with it. FML

#19143991
84 comments

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On 02/23/2012 at 2:03am - misc - by Blueshock08 - United States (Florida)

Today , I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady lookd very angry at me an startd talking. Then she lookd like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently , I'd been stepping on her foot. She decidd to poke me in the eye an type , "Now you're blind too." FML

#18936748
209 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm - misc - by Come on - United States

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

#18678605
136 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I spent the day crying, and ate McDonald's 4 Christmas dinner. FML

#18613200
170 comments

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On 12/26/2011 at 1:33am - misc - by Holly Jolly (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mothar told ma I lookad lika a hookar in looool my wadding drass. Thanks mommy. raal FML

#18551023
143 comments

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On 12/19/2011 at 2:55am - intimacy - by mo (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today I drove 45 min from looool mah college to surprise mah girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses dumping them in her back seat and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML

#18550642
109 comments

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On 12/19/2011 at 1:44am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today... mah grlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe... she took all of mah cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML

#18456700
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28340) - you deserved it (6011)

On 12/07/2011 at 10:33pm - health - by skrewedguy (man) - United States



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