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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 February 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2074
  • Number of comments : 419
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About juturnaamo : I live in a sub tropical paradise! But it rains a lot, so...

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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Today, I thought I saw a snake while I was watering. I got my son to check it out and he agreed too. I was nervous so I called animal control, and they said it would cost $50 just for them to come out, I agreed. It ends up I paid $50 for them to pick up an old diamond weave farmer's hat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7710) - you deserved it (38250)

On 08/19/2009 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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  • Yes, we're late. We've been doing stuff, the New Year and our birthday party got in the way, but there's no excuse. So, we're sorry for not churning out another Best of the Worst in due…

Wednesday 28 January 2015

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