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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 February 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2125
  • Number of comments : 423
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About juturnaamo : I live in a sub tropical paradise! But it rains a lot, so...

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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Today, I thought I saw a snake while I was watering. I got my son to check it out and he agreed too. I was nervous so I called animal control, and they said it would cost $50 just for them to come out, I agreed. It ends up I paid $50 for them to pick up an old diamond weave farmer's hat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7714) - you deserved it (38269)

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