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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 February 1986 (28 years)
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About juturnaamo : I live in a sub tropical paradise! But it rains a lot, so...

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Today, I thought I saw a snake while I was watering. I got my son to check it out and he agreed too. I was nervous so I called animal control, and they said it would cost $50 just for them to come out, I agreed. It ends up I paid $50 for them to pick up an old diamond weave farmer's hat. FML


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