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juturnaamo
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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 February 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2945
  • Number of comments : 505
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About juturnaamo : I live in a sub tropical paradise! But it rains a lot, so...

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juturnaamo's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when halfway through, he leaned over to grab his cup of hot coffee off the nightstand. He then attempted to drink it and spilled most of it on me. He never stopped thrusting the whole time, and wanted to continue after. FML

#21470947
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27752) - you deserved it (2969)

On 09/21/2015 at 9:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML

#18488568
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33377) - you deserved it (4309)

On 12/11/2011 at 8:37pm - love - by wow (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML

#18488568
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33377) - you deserved it (4309)

On 12/11/2011 at 8:37pm - love - by wow (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22591) - you deserved it (47123)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I found a picture of my military husband kissing another woman. His excuse? It was photoshopped. FML

#17817952
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32189) - you deserved it (3071)

On 09/24/2011 at 1:20am - love - by astocks - United States (New York)

Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML

#16189610
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41047) - you deserved it (14112)

On 05/15/2011 at 3:29pm - love - by DMitch (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

#16182732
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33795) - you deserved it (17356)

On 05/15/2011 at 2:42am - misc - by Username - United States (Indiana)

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said "turn around" it was her. FML

#16181891
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10805) - you deserved it (68529)

On 05/15/2011 at 1:20am - misc - by marmarr - United States

Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML

#15207126
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45096) - you deserved it (5889)

On 03/05/2011 at 2:57pm - intimacy - by Traumatized (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML

#15174885
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54864) - you deserved it (5021)

On 03/02/2011 at 12:12pm - love - by FFFFF- (man) - Singapore

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

#15174251
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35550) - you deserved it (6099)

On 03/02/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML

#15131061
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36129) - you deserved it (7328)

On 02/26/2011 at 9:30pm - love - by sweet2u22 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML

#15130627
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36375) - you deserved it (3385)

On 02/26/2011 at 8:56pm - misc - by Angela (woman) - United States

Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML

#15129927
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16063) - you deserved it (53093)

On 02/26/2011 at 7:59pm - misc - by NoMeatFail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML

#15129596
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29731) - you deserved it (3780)

On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - health - by mwja (man) - Sent from mobile version



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