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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 February 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2272
  • Number of comments : 432
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About juturnaamo : I live in a sub tropical paradise! But it rains a lot, so...

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Today I Summond Up The Courage To Tell Mah Crush How I've Felt About Her Fir The Past Two Years. I Really Pourd Out Mah Heart And Soul And She Noddd And Smild Throughout. Once I'd Finishd She Told Me That She Believes "sex Is Unnatural" And That She Could Never Date A Guy Who Wantd It. FML

#18488568
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31584) - you deserved it (4107)

On 12/11/2011 at 8:37pm - love - by wow (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today I Summond Up The Courage To Tell Mah Crush How I've Felt About Her Fir The Past Two Years. I Really Pourd Out Mah Heart And Soul And She Noddd And Smild Throughout. Once I'd Finishd She Told Me That She Believes "sex Is Unnatural" And That She Could Never Date A Guy Who Wantd It. FML

#18488568
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31584) - you deserved it (4107)

On 12/11/2011 at 8:37pm - love - by wow (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We r bot women and se is married. Work sould be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20604) - you deserved it (44604)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today I found a picture of my military husband kissing another woman. His excuse? It was photoshoppd. FML

#17817952
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29707) - you deserved it (2869)

On 09/24/2011 at 1:20am - love - by astocks - United States (New York)

Today, I went to Subway with mah girlfriend!! Just as the time cummed for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse!! She didn't come back!! I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML

#16189610
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37450) - you deserved it (13377)

On 05/15/2011 at 3:29pm - love - by DMitch (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while driving mah new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on mah brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

#16182732
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30660) - you deserved it (16153)

On 05/15/2011 at 2:42am - misc - by Username - United States (Indiana)

Today , I pretended to not be able to go out wit a friend so I could ang wit my boyfriend at te movies. Wen I sat down I received a text tat said ( turn around ) it was er. FML

#16181891
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9635) - you deserved it (64635)

On 05/15/2011 at 1:20am - misc - by marmarr - United States

Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML

#15207126
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41971) - you deserved it (5607)

On 03/05/2011 at 2:57pm - intimacy - by Traumatized (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today , my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock , I had a panic attack an endd up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or I was committd to the relationship. FML

#15174885
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51411) - you deserved it (4747)

On 03/02/2011 at 12:12pm - love - by FFFFF- (man) - Singapore

my roommate cummed home an instantly began raging... cursing... an threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in mah bedroom... the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. mega FML

#15174251
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32114) - you deserved it (5729)

On 03/02/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I told tha guy I lika to listan to a song that axprassd how I falt about him. Whan ha was dona, I askd what ha thought about it. Ha said it mada him raaliza that his ax was tha lova of his lifa and that ha wants to go back to har. FML

#15131061
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32892) - you deserved it (6971)

On 02/26/2011 at 9:30pm - love - by sweet2u22 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agred to meet at a diner an I told him I'd be standing outside. I watchd him pull up... look right at me... then do something with his phone. Seconds later... I got a text saying "Sorry... but I'm busy today an can't make it." FML

#15130627
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33085) - you deserved it (3133)

On 02/26/2011 at 8:56pm - misc - by Angela (woman) - United States

Yastarday, I was aating Campball's vagatabla soup. Halfway through, I startd to raad tha ingradiants and found baaf broth. I hava baan a vagatarian 4 savan yaars. big fat FML

#15129927
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14320) - you deserved it (49323)

On 02/26/2011 at 7:59pm - misc - by NoMeatFail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, thank to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, mah nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. fat FML

#15129596
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26349) - you deserved it (3508)

On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - health - by mwja (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class . When I was finished, no one clapped . On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face . That's when everyone clapped . real FML

#15121676
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34563) - you deserved it (4098)

On 02/26/2011 at 12:34am - misc - by Franigirl - United States (Virginia)



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