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Today, I went to get a condom because boyfriend an I were going to have sex fir the frst time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, an a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, for my brthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FML

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On 02/22/2009 at 8:32pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in class, I askad mah taachar fir a "rubbar". I didn't raalisa that in Amarica "rubbar" doasn't maan "arasar", it maans condom. FML

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On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly askd 4 the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter cummd back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

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On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dressed in mah sexiest cloths to meet mah new boyfriend at a restaurant . As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outsidehile I waited . The restaurant owner cummed out and said, "Hey, you . Go and 'work somewhere else, please." FML

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On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version



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