About justmethough : I'm a laidback person for the most part; but I'll probably be one of those people you find to be extremely strange. I can find an interest in almost anything. If I offend you, I can't say I'll apologize. This world is full of things that hurt and offend.
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Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML
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On 03/24/2011 at 3:07pm - kids - by Angie (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML
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On 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by 123roomielover (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my three-year-old decided to dump the entire contents of her cereal box onto the kitchen floor because she was looking for a "prize." The only prize we found was a huge dead cockroach, which she promptly stuck in her mouth. FML
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On 10/26/2009 at 8:42pm - kids - by laxie (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML
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On 10/24/2009 at 8:41pm - work - by Clutz (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I took a box of Halloween decorations down from the attic. Inside, were a bunch of fake spiders. I emptied the box onto the floor and the "fake" spiders crawled all over the living room in opposite directions. FML
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On 10/16/2009 at 4:44am - animals - by Halloweenie (man) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I took a bike ride to enjoy the weather and stopped for a break on the sidewalk of an overpass, taking in the view of the beautiful hills. I was approached by a cop, who said to me: "Ma'am, I know your life is crap right now, but I'm sure it'll get better. Please don't jump." FML
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On 07/01/2009 at 1:41pm - misc - by Liz (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I finally got a chance to try out my vibrator. I've never orgasmed before with a guy, so I thought there was no hope until my friend gave me the vibrator for my birthday. It was going amazing, better than sex. I was literally 2 seconds away from climaxing when the battery suddenly died. FML
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On 06/15/2009 at 7:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML
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On 04/17/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by woopwoop (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
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On 03/20/2009 at 7:35pm - misc - by cjj325 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML
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On 03/11/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by uncomfortable (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
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