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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 February 1985 (31 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1400
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About justme0003 : Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else!

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Today, I got called for a job interview. I didn't catch where it was, and in my excitement I forgot to ask. I now have no idea where I'm being interviewed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12840) - you deserved it (33663)

On 10/06/2011 at 1:27pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my younger cousin bought his girlfriend of 3 months a bunch of flowers. The only flower I've ever got from my boyfriend of 3 years is a plastic one he found on the floor in a bar. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25766) - you deserved it (4238)

On 10/04/2011 at 5:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML


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On 10/04/2011 at 1:22am - love - by backtosquareone - Asia/Pacific Region

Today, I had a blind date with a really cute guy. Just when I was about to invite him back to my place for a nightcap, he took out a catalog of Russian mail-order brides and asked for my help in picking out the best one. FML


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On 10/03/2011 at 12:15am - love - by NotRussian (woman) - United States

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML


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On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML


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On 05/10/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by Nick (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, we had a NAT for our preparation for college. I did quite well and knew most of the answers. When I turned mine in, I realised I forgot to write my name. The proctor doesn't allow giving back test papers after it is turned in. And no, I can't retake it. FML


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On 02/06/2010 at 7:35am - misc - by stupidupid (woman) - Philippines (Manila)

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