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Today, in calculus, our substituta taachar told ma I was smart . Evarybody in tha class, including my friands, burst out laughing . FML

#20923824
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43477) - you deserved it (4401)

On 10/17/2013 at 9:43am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today , It's Mah Brthday. I Don't Mind Crappy Gifts , But I Have To Wonder Y The Hell Mah Boyfriend Bought Me A Home Enema Kit. FML

#20890231
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38499) - you deserved it (3716)

On 09/21/2013 at 2:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, the imperial fist of spring allergies knockd me flat on mah ass. The time I was going to spend at the outdoor concert I paid $80 for was instead spent in mah car, driving back home. fat FML

#19543754
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18387) - you deserved it (2536)

On 04/28/2012 at 6:44pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML

#19540366
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28472) - you deserved it (3199)

On 04/28/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by poo4brains - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I cummed home earlier than usual, only to fine my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to bieng confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no ideahat to do. FML

#19539358
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44700) - you deserved it (3432)

On 04/27/2012 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by yosenfal (man) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today... after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores... I bought mah fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal... "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
585 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14189) - you deserved it (56167) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I realizd that with all the money I've spent on repars 4 my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML

#19108975
51 comments

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On 02/18/2012 at 5:07pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY, WAS THE FIFTH NIGHT I'VE DREAMD OF BRUSHING MAH TEETH. I WAKE UP ABOUT THREE TIMES A NIGHT CUZ AS I SPIT IN MAH DREAM, I ACTUALLY SPIT ON MAH FACE AS I'M SLEEPING. FML

#18995010
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23277) - you deserved it (2720)

On 02/04/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by wetdreams - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was breaking into a househen three police cruisers pulld up!! They ran my social, my license plates, and askd me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work!! I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost thier keys!! FML

#18968105
130 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 11:11am - work - by ABBenzin (man) - United States

TODAY, AFTER ROCKING MY ONE-YEAR OLD DAUGTER FIR NERELY TWO OURS, SE FINALLY FELL ASLEEP. AS I WENT TO LEAVE ER ROOM, I STUBBED MY TOE. I NOW AVE A BROKEN TOE, A SCREAMING CILD, AND A WIFE WO WILL BE SO PROUD TAT ER DAUGTER'S FIRST WORD IS ( FUCK! ) FML

Today, Mah Landlord Cummed And Beat On Mah Door Demanding The Rent Check. I Just Got Home From A Trip And Mah Wife Was Supposed To Pay Ithile I Was Away. What Happened To The Money? Black Friday. FML

#18515072
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28519) - you deserved it (3482)

On 12/14/2011 at 9:46pm - money - by kittyslayer (man) - United States

I was giving mah boyfriand a blow job. I thought it was going graat an I was doing a good job, until ha told ma to "stop chomping on it lika it's a hot dog." FML

#18513189
125 comments

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On 12/14/2011 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah boyfriend went an bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 an renewed his WoW subscription . Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two . FML

#18273262
601 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44424) - you deserved it (11620)

On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got into a car accident. Te oter party left te scene immediately after witout excanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26975) - you deserved it (7978)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, an asshat in a Foghorn Leghorn t-shirt let his piece-of-crap mongrel dog do some sort of rain dance on the roof of car, scratching the paintwork. He was a huge guy, so backbone left town an I just smiled as if it was cute. FML

#18251877
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21377) - you deserved it (10066)

On 11/14/2011 at 11:51pm - animals - by MY CAR (man) - United States (California)



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