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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I got a mosquito bite on ma cest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it as swollen ma left breast a cup size. Te first ting ma boyfriend said was, "Hey look! I can finally see one of tem." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61321) - you deserved it (6016)

On 05/16/2013 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by Urgghh (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I askd my boyfriend to give me a back rub . He claimd tat e ad a sore and, so I retortd, "You ave two ands, rigt?" Still bitter about not bieng able to ave sex wit me wile I'm on my period, e sot back, "You ave two oles, rigt?" I give up . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33091) - you deserved it (50996) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/11/2013 at 8:21pm - intimacy - by Lilypad (woman) - Sent from mobile version



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