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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 March 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1171
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About justindrew14 : I'm a bi polar ADHD. I love Justin Bieber. I am the nicest asshole you could ever hope to meet. If you want to know anything else about me messages me. I don't bite I promise ok just a little bit. I have three dogs.

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justindrew14's favorite FMLs

Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML

#21281464
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31700) - you deserved it (4324)

On 10/19/2014 at 11:48pm - kids - by Bad Dad - United States (Colorado)

Today, my drunk husband came home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML

#21266933
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46926) - you deserved it (3515)

On 09/28/2014 at 11:30am - intimacy - by tw@ (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML

#21262210
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38866) - you deserved it (9850)

On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, in college, we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive. Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty, I said "Umm... 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile. FML

#21259479
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38049) - you deserved it (8610)

On 09/16/2014 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend's dad returned home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, I got flustered and asked, "So um, did you make it back?" He looked me dead in the eyes and said completely deadpan, "No, obviously I died. Moron." FML

#21226906
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33900) - you deserved it (22547)

On 08/01/2014 at 4:45pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML

#21184387
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57649) - you deserved it (7994)

On 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by possibly fucked (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML

#21173596
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53168) - you deserved it (8971)

On 06/13/2014 at 6:53pm - animals - by sunil (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

#21168348
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44639) - you deserved it (20215)

On 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm - health - by blanknameisblank (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML

#21139824
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41127) - you deserved it (15347)

On 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my 3-year-old son discovered his testicles. When I asked him what they were, he replied, "They're my balls! They make my winkie happy!" Now he won't quit singing it. FML

#21084464
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37910) - you deserved it (5519)

On 03/11/2014 at 11:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML

#21073990
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34982) - you deserved it (6578)

On 02/28/2014 at 12:13pm - health - by loserr (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML

Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

#21031414
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49423) - you deserved it (9298)

On 01/18/2014 at 1:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

#21031414
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49423) - you deserved it (9298)

On 01/18/2014 at 1:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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