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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 December 1999 (14 years)
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About justin1205 : Hey guys ^•^
I love baseball and basically any sport Feel free to kik me! I'm nice!
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Today, I placed a Bible app next to an app I use for porn, in the hope that it will encourage me to watch less porn. I'm a girl. FML

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML


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