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justernie22
  • Town/Country : LA, United states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 October 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 133
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About justernie22 : I want to be become a firefighter.I read books.FML is a great way to find out that it's not just me that has a bad day.Chivalry still exists!I am always open to conversation :)

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Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

#19714828
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10763) - you deserved it (39135)

On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML

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125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29023) - you deserved it (6667)

On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24707) - you deserved it (6439)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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