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  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 September 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7870
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

About justdancebbyx3 : Hi, I'm Alex. I love Lady Gaga, music, my friends, and too many other things to name. I live in Florida sadly. And I love to laugh at other people's misery. :D

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Today, I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML

#6268890
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38927) - you deserved it (4031)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:17am - kids - by Teaching (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML

#6247099
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11002) - you deserved it (74129)

On 11/10/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was at a barbecue. I picked up a piece of cake and began complaining to the man next to me about how horrible it tasted. "It tastes like a s***!" I said. His wife baked it. FML

#6209911
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6853) - you deserved it (46538)

On 11/08/2009 at 10:03am - misc - by Cakeman (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at a barbecue. I picked up a piece of cake and began complaining to the man next to me about how horrible it tasted. "It tastes like a s***!" I said. His wife baked it. FML

#6209911
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6853) - you deserved it (46538)

On 11/08/2009 at 10:03am - misc - by Cakeman (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at a barbecue. I picked up a piece of cake and began complaining to the man next to me about how horrible it tasted. "It tastes like a s***!" I said. His wife baked it. FML

#6209911
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6853) - you deserved it (46538)

On 11/08/2009 at 10:03am - misc - by Cakeman (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got an email from my cute teacher about reminding us to bring stuff for the next lesson. As a joke I clicked on reply and wrote about how I think he is so cute and handsome. Right then and there I clicked to go look at other messages. A little box came up..."MESSAGE SENT". FML

#6206375
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8701) - you deserved it (57302)

On 11/08/2009 at 1:07am - misc - by mylifereallysuks (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband left his cell phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being a very curious person, I decided to call "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML

#6192797
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36576) - you deserved it (15192)

On 11/07/2009 at 5:22am - misc - by badwife (woman) - Japan

Today, I got a phone call from my dad that I haven't heard from in months. I didn't answer, but it left me an accidental voicemail saying "Oh s***, I didn't mean to call her!" FML

#6145553
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30014) - you deserved it (2089)

On 11/04/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by assdialed. (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

#6057828
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6158) - you deserved it (65104)

On 10/29/2009 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

#6053348
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38624) - you deserved it (4650)

On 10/29/2009 at 10:27am - love - by deserved (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went home early from a business trip to find my house covered with rose petals. Thinking it was a romantic notion from my boyfriend, I went up to the bedroom. I opened the door to find him lying there, getting it on with my sister. FML

#6005741
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30798) - you deserved it (2273)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:04pm - intimacy - by Shobz (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was playing Farmville all day, and I was really into the game. I was getting phone calls all day, but I kept ignoring them cause I was making so much Farm Money. Come to find out it was my son's school. He fell off the jungle gym and broke his arm. FML

#5970435
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8036) - you deserved it (126190)

On 10/24/2009 at 3:25am - kids - by stewhart (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I realized that I lie to my friends online and go "offline" for hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML

#5942193
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12027) - you deserved it (31556)

On 10/22/2009 at 8:26am - misc - by Kimberly - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML

#5928824
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61115) - you deserved it (3039)

On 10/21/2009 at 2:31pm - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)



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