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  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 September 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7356
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

About justdancebbyx3 : Hi, I'm Alex. I love Lady Gaga, music, my friends, and too many other things to name. I live in Florida sadly. And I love to laugh at other people's misery. :D

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Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML

#6748934
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33445) - you deserved it (4126)

On 12/14/2009 at 4:05am - love - by luckygirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML

#6747789
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22750) - you deserved it (8140)

On 12/14/2009 at 1:58am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my husband was choosing an auto insurance. Geico was $500 and Allstate was $200. He chose Geico because it had a 'cute little lizard.' FML

#6746547
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28645) - you deserved it (4289)

On 12/14/2009 at 12:03am - money - by Cathy (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up to find my parents singing happy birthday with lots of hugs and kisses. My birthday is next week. FML

#6733111
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26206) - you deserved it (2267)

On 12/13/2009 at 1:46am - misc - by Thomas (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out why two of my friends race downstairs to each other to the cafeteria everyday at lunch; apparently there's only one free seat at the table with the rest of their friends, and the loser has to eat lunch with me. FML

#6725334
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31929) - you deserved it (2655)

On 12/12/2009 at 6:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss' 13 year old son. FML

#6724461
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6284) - you deserved it (43279)

On 12/12/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by ash203 - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to perform with my Orchestra at an event. I hadn't eaten at all because I had to get my blood sugar tested. During the middle of a song I passed out. No one helped me and no one stopped playing "because the song wasn't over and they didn't want to ruin the performance." FML

#6724178
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26069) - you deserved it (5468)

On 12/12/2009 at 4:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML

#6722674
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30553) - you deserved it (5804)

On 12/12/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by colorfulgina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML

#6716817
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34602) - you deserved it (6050)

On 12/12/2009 at 12:23am - love - by MarkTheShark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

#6712384
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14486) - you deserved it (35779)

On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, was my birthday. I have been heavily hinting that I want an iPhone. I opened my present from my parents and found an iPhone box. Ecstatic, I quickly opened it. Apparently, my parents thought it would be funny to wrap my present, a $10 iTunes gift card, in the box my Dad's iPhone came in. FML

#6695365
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30692) - you deserved it (7480)

On 12/10/2009 at 3:38pm - money - by muggle68 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my dog received a christmas card before I did. FML

#6678775
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26897) - you deserved it (2947)

On 12/09/2009 at 10:33am - animals - by amywee (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML

#6677904
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44774) - you deserved it (21390)

On 12/09/2009 at 8:27am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML

#6563359
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48813) - you deserved it (3508)

On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML

#6563359
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48813) - you deserved it (3508)

On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)



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