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justdancebbyx3
  • Town/Country : Jacksonville, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 September 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 6556
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

About justdancebbyx3 : Hi, I'm Alex. I love Lady Gaga, music, my friends, and too many other things to name. I live in Florida sadly. And I love to laugh at other people's misery. :D

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Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I decided to stay in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

#6896062
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6550) - you deserved it (26905)

On 12/23/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by ApolloandDixie (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at a family party and everyone was seeing my new glasses for the first time. My 48 year old uncle told me that I look like a hot librarian and then grabbed my ass. He was still sober. FML

#6865964
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29020) - you deserved it (2263)

On 12/21/2009 at 2:30pm - misc - by frapples1 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, at my job as a cake decorator in a bakery, I put the finishing touches on the wedding cake of the man who left me at the altar 3 years ago. FML

#6857833
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38946) - you deserved it (2082)

On 12/21/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by budapesthungary - United States (Texas)

Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I noticed that there was a bug on the guys face in front of me. Trying to be nice I lightly smacked it off. His reaction was to punch me in the face. Repeatedly. FML

#6826579
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7619) - you deserved it (37004)

On 12/19/2009 at 11:07am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

#6824499
58 comments

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On 12/19/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML

#6812101
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23999) - you deserved it (4145)

On 12/18/2009 at 3:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML

#6791781
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9297) - you deserved it (25457)

On 12/17/2009 at 10:46am - work - by Interview tragedy - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML

#6789121
142 comments

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On 12/17/2009 at 2:57am - work - by Brittanyy_leigh (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I tried to rid my son of his pacifier. He still uses it to sleep. My son is 20 years old. FML

#6783679
219 comments

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On 12/16/2009 at 8:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that he will never marry me because we are different ethnicities and his parents don't approve. I was of course very upset and crying. His way to comfort me was by saying, "Don't worry, I will always cheat on my wife with you." FML

#6778697
162 comments

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On 12/16/2009 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, since I had no lessons until 1pm, I decided to head out to the store to run errands. Our school has a strict policy against leaving the campus during school hours. I returned to a fire drill taking place. The fire assembly point? The student parking lot. All 900 students watched me drive in. FML

#6775023
73 comments

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On 12/16/2009 at 4:37am - misc - by watchmaker (man) - United Kingdom

Today, both of my grandparents died in a car accident. My Mom and Dad thought it would make me feel better to know they were not my real grandparents, because I'm adopted. FML

#6774079
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53315) - you deserved it (2210)

On 12/16/2009 at 2:28am - misc - by barri (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)

Today, I was watching the show "Sixteen and Pregnant". I started bawling when the girl's dirtbag boyfriend proposed to her with a $20 ring he bought from Walmart because I was so lonely and was jealous of her "romantic relationship". FML

#6770582
86 comments

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On 12/15/2009 at 10:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML

#6752282
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28422) - you deserved it (8280)

On 12/14/2009 at 1:49pm - misc - by fatman (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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