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  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 September 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7087
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

About justdancebbyx3 : Hi, I'm Alex. I love Lady Gaga, music, my friends, and too many other things to name. I live in Florida sadly. And I love to laugh at other people's misery. :D

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Today, my friends thought it would be funny to try and break a watermelon on my head while I was asleep on the couch. FML

#7334131
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29140) - you deserved it (3274)

On 01/14/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by melonhead (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was facebook stalking this really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

#7331579
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7790) - you deserved it (38518)

On 01/14/2010 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I did a 'dine and dash' and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML

#7321652
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4595) - you deserved it (72590)

On 01/13/2010 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I almost crashed my car because I was checking out an Old Navy mannequin wearing a bra. FML

#7313785
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5785) - you deserved it (44418)

On 01/13/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by Creepster (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML

#7293209
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30491) - you deserved it (5756)

On 01/12/2010 at 12:42am - misc - by Absent - France

Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML

#7292547
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20019) - you deserved it (3147)

On 01/12/2010 at 12:11am - misc - by Me (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

#7290118
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27775) - you deserved it (3700)

On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)

Today, my crush of over a year came over for me to take her on our first date. Today was also the day my drunk parents decided to dance the chicken dance in our front yard, naked. FML

#7278276
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33373) - you deserved it (2748)

On 01/11/2010 at 1:12pm - love - by JK2010 (man) - Israel (Hefa)

Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML

#7261053
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33756) - you deserved it (2645)

On 01/10/2010 at 4:47pm - misc - by daragnan (man) - United States

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year old sister passed out on the couch. FML

#7256153
383 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10897) - you deserved it (52228)

On 01/10/2010 at 10:37am - health - by badsister (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

#7189298
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61419) - you deserved it (3024)

On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML

#7125944
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28482) - you deserved it (3202)

On 01/03/2010 at 1:06pm - misc - by ohdear (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, I noticed white stuff in my colored clothes as I transferred them from the washer to the dryer. That's when I realized that the white stuff is my paycheck which I had put in my pants earlier. FML

#7122890
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23807) - you deserved it (12726)

On 01/03/2010 at 8:18am - money - by broke_kid - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML

#7122357
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9398) - you deserved it (60208)

On 01/03/2010 at 7:00am - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my 7 year old looks at me and states, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML

#7050421
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25096) - you deserved it (10094)

On 12/31/2009 at 2:39am - kids - by Missyangel (woman) - United States (Florida)



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