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  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 September 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7006
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

About justdancebbyx3 : Hi, I'm Alex. I love Lady Gaga, music, my friends, and too many other things to name. I live in Florida sadly. And I love to laugh at other people's misery. :D

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Today, I learned not to jump off a stage if nobody is going to catch you. FML

#8941097
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6317) - you deserved it (32783)

On 03/09/2010 at 6:14am - health - by oww - United States (Virginia)

Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML

#8915112
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7370) - you deserved it (31222)

On 03/08/2010 at 7:08am - money - by prian (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML

#8911500
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25149) - you deserved it (3572)

On 03/08/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by raidered - United States (California)

Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML

#8864405
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26737) - you deserved it (5509)

On 03/06/2010 at 8:05am - kids - by Fatty (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML

#8612395
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23124) - you deserved it (4099)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

#8492121
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9624) - you deserved it (27549)

On 02/20/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by AwwChute (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was late to dinner with my anal-retentive parents because my boyfriend was too busy making cock puppets in the shower to get ready to go. FML

#8339859
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13472) - you deserved it (2763)

On 02/16/2010 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by tacolove69 - United States (California)

Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML

#8052181
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8519) - you deserved it (32837)

On 02/09/2010 at 1:52pm - misc - by fbcaught (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I decided to change my boyfriend's background on his phone. As I was in the process of changing it, I noticed his most recent picture is of a naked girl. The naked girl happens to be my 18 year old sister. FML

#7908688
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43220) - you deserved it (4354)

On 02/05/2010 at 4:18pm - love - by whoknows?! - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in the car with my cousin and we saw a family of three. They where all really fat and the lady was holding 2 boxes of pizza. I decided to roll down the window and scream "fatasses" as loud as I could while my cousin drove off. They were going to the same house we were. FML

#7732891
395 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6191) - you deserved it (82684)

On 01/31/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by lauris1306 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back and is really really upset. When I got home from work my car wasn't in the driveway. When I asked my dad where it was, he replied "you'll get it back when your tattoo comes off." FML

#7638250
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12299) - you deserved it (34549)

On 01/28/2010 at 8:08am - misc - by tattooooooface - United States

Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML

#7635822
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25650) - you deserved it (2579)

On 01/28/2010 at 3:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML

#7609495
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29903) - you deserved it (3783)

On 01/27/2010 at 9:05am - misc - by samantha (woman) - Singapore

Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

#7608108
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35476) - you deserved it (3005)

On 01/27/2010 at 5:20am - misc - by Sundendako (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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