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justdancebbyx3
  • Town/Country : Jacksonville, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 September 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 6554
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

About justdancebbyx3 : Hi, I'm Alex. I love Lady Gaga, music, my friends, and too many other things to name. I live in Florida sadly. And I love to laugh at other people's misery. :D

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Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

#13536412
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32974) - you deserved it (6301)

On 10/21/2010 at 11:20am - misc - by maddiee. (woman) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

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111 comments

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On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200
254 comments

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On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my sister and I were both on Facebook, updating our statuses. I set mine to "just got released from hospital with Baby Lily", as I'd had a baby earlier this week. My sister set hers to "menstrual blood smells like shrimp". Her status got 37 likes. Mine got none. FML

#13469972
158 comments

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On 10/16/2010 at 8:31am - love - by married (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML

#13432971
169 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 10:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brunei Darussalam

Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No, now get out of my house." FML

#13353894
119 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 10:26am - love - by Vinny1017 - United States (New York)

Today, I noticed that my wife changed her status on Facebook to "widow" and a lot of strange guys commented saying stuff like "Finally." Last I checked, I'm not dead. FML

#13352571
203 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 6:10am - love - by Alex - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML

#13338032
168 comments

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On 10/06/2010 at 12:37am - love - by crucets (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my four year old daughter pulled her pants down in the middle of Best Buy. Apparently, you can smell the farts better when they don't have to pass through clothing. FML

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157 comments

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On 10/04/2010 at 1:48am - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was tossing my car keys into the air and catching them. I threw them up really high, only to have them land in the branches of the palm tree outside my door, at the very top. FML

#13310040
161 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 10:10pm - misc - by 2234 - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

#13307467
62 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 7:29pm - misc - by krt - United States (Florida)

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

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346 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)

Today, I had some girlfriends over, while my parents were having a party at our house. My drunken dad decided to come down to the basement and show us all his third nipple. FML

#13173364
64 comments

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On 09/23/2010 at 7:18pm - misc - by lalala_hahaha - Sent from mobile version

Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML

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306 comments

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On 09/21/2010 at 6:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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