I'm a very random, usually rude person. I enjoy laughing at other peoples misery, which is why I love this site as much as I do. :) My favorite singers are Taylor Swift, Lady GaGa, Katy Perry, and Carrie Underwood. My favorite bands are Jonas Brothers, Paramore, All Time Low, The Maine, and a few others I can't think of right now. I also enjoy laughing at other peoples misery. Thats why I'm addicted to FML. :)
Today, my emo boyfriend and I were lying in my bed. He looks at the stretch marks on my hip and says, "You cut yourself too"? Then he starts crying in my arms. They really are just stretch marks... FML
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On 03/21/2010 at 3:21am - love - by killmegently - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, while lying with my 4-year old son during his nap, he rolled over, gently touched my face and whispered, "You're ugly." FML
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On 03/21/2010 at 12:21am - kids - by EyeOfTheBeholder (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States
Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 12:53pm - misc - by bmaas - United States (Illinois)
Today, after taking my girlfriend on a date, she invited me back to her place for "hot coffee and dessert". Excitedly, I said yes. When we got there, we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn't what I'd had in mind, she kicked me out for being a pervert. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 3:53pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)
Today, I learned not to jump off a stage if nobody is going to catch you. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 6:14am - health - by oww - United States (Virginia)
Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML
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On 03/08/2010 at 7:08am - money - by prian (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML
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On 03/08/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by raidered - United States (California)
Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML
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On 03/06/2010 at 8:05am - kids - by Fatty (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by AwwChute (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 1:52pm - misc - by fbcaught (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I decided to change my boyfriend's background on his phone. As I was in the process of changing it, I noticed his most recent picture is of a naked girl. The naked girl happens to be my 18 year old sister. FML
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On 02/05/2010 at 4:18pm - love - by whoknows?! - Sent from a mobile version
Today, I was in the car with my cousin and we saw a family of three. They where all really fat and the lady was holding 2 boxes of pizza. I decided to roll down the window and scream "fatasses" as loud as I could while my cousin drove off. They were going to the same house we were. FML
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On 01/31/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by lauris1306 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back and is really really upset. When I got home from work my car wasn't in the driveway. When I asked my dad where it was, he replied "you'll get it back when your tattoo comes off." FML
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On 01/28/2010 at 8:08am - misc - by tattooooooface - United States
