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justdancebbyx3
  • Town/Country : Jacksonville, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 September 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 4089
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

About justdancebbyx3 : Hi, I'm Alex. I love Lady Gaga, music, my friends, and too many other things to name. I live in Florida sadly. And I love to laugh at other people's misery. :D

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Today, my grandmother pulled down her pants and screamed, "Kiss my ass" in the middle of a packed restaurant. FML

#17669006 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (22614) - you deserved it (1844)

On 09/05/2011 at 9:00am - misc - by Brie - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

#15628215 (352)

I agree, your life sucks (48158) - you deserved it (4259)

On 04/03/2011 at 10:47pm - kids - by ravenskater -

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (7597) - you deserved it (25849)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML

#14922394 (333)

I agree, your life sucks (77333) - you deserved it (3098)

On 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347 (274)

I agree, your life sucks (10103) - you deserved it (35357)

On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

#14295570 (306)

I agree, your life sucks (22164) - you deserved it (5660)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML

#14164412 (242)

I agree, your life sucks (26768) - you deserved it (45849)

On 12/11/2010 at 9:44am - kids - by parentfail (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, b*tch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

#13827261 (181)

I agree, your life sucks (8136) - you deserved it (33255)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

#13823119 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (19533) - you deserved it (9314)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML

#13655467 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (124) - you deserved it (15217)

On 10/30/2010 at 10:14pm - love - by yummy(: - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML

#13642352 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (40686) - you deserved it (2735)

On 10/29/2010 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

#13566172 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (2758) - you deserved it (26436)

On 10/23/2010 at 7:14pm - misc - by escortedout (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML

#13558265 (211)

I agree, your life sucks (37678) - you deserved it (2591)

On 10/23/2010 at 2:07am - love - by Oriianna Raiinbow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

#13536412 (188)

I agree, your life sucks (27312) - you deserved it (4877)

On 10/21/2010 at 11:20am - misc - by maddiee. (woman) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

#13481671 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (14071) - you deserved it (17280)

On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)