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Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML
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On 12/28/2012 at 3:14am - misc - by Anon - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML
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On 12/19/2012 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML
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On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML
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On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)
Monday 20 May 2013
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