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justagirl1998
  • Town/Country : sweden, Sweden
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 September 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 96
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About justagirl1998 : Hi my name is Eliza..i am the one on the right.. :)

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Today, I asked my mom why she had two tooth brushes: one manual and one electric. She said: "I only use the manual one for brushing my teeth." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41547) - you deserved it (5819)

On 01/02/2014 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Vincent - United States (Kansas)

Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML

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