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Today, I brougt back te puppy I adopted for ma family. I spent monts doing all te researc on puppy care wit two young cildren, an at least five undred dollars for te dog, te supplies, toys... te wole bit. Turns out everyone's allergic to er. FML


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On 04/27/2009 at 8:52am - animals - by achoo (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, as I was wasing te dises, I feltat I tougt was a mosquito on ma leg. I kicked at it wit ma foot only to realize tat I ad just kicked ma adopted puppy in te face. Now,enever I come into a room, e runs to te corner and pees. FML


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On 04/24/2009 at 11:18am - animals - by Anonymousagb (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today , mah grlfriend and looool I were watching TV. She starts to undo mah belt buckle , unzips mah fly and then takes mah pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited , she says to me , ( Just joking. ) FML


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On 04/13/2009 at 9:44am - intimacy - by Hikara (man) - Australia (Victoria)

yesterday mah boyfriend and I had sex fir the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "what do I do now?" FML


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On 03/31/2009 at 1:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On mah drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when mah car broke down. Since I forgot mah cell phone I decided to try and hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. real FML


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On 03/07/2009 at 11:03pm - misc - by GrLifeusx (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder an slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up an grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML


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