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just_a_dude_
  • Town/Country : J Town, US
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 November 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 304
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About just_a_dude_ : Hey I'm just an average joe in college and I wait tables so FMLs happen to me on the regular. Any questions just ask!

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Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35157) - you deserved it (3907)

On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist and ran. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9172) - you deserved it (19853)

On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36643) - you deserved it (5023)

On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while at the restaurant I work at, a bunch of kids came in. They all gave incredibly complex orders, laughed at everything I did, and made a huge mess by "spilling" hot sauce and water all over the floor. After they left, I was tipped eleven cents. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36641) - you deserved it (2855)

On 07/30/2010 at 4:00pm - work - by MLZ (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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