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Today, two of my girlfriends and I went to a bar. The only action any of us got was a 50 year old man who came up and handed us "An origami vagina for the pretty ladies." FML

#2463557
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48280) - you deserved it (5429)

On 05/31/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by ailat0107 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

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254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22878) - you deserved it (52562)

On 05/30/2009 at 7:48pm - misc - by whoahshloann (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

#1815627
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I agree, your life sucks (461121) - you deserved it (66493)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom decided to give me a solid reason for not having pre-marital sex. She told me that my future husband will want me to be tight for our first time. My mom and I were on a ski lift. The ride lasted 10 more uncomfortable minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (78967) - you deserved it (5029)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:09am - intimacy - by Yulia (woman) - United States (California)



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