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jusTAWKward
  • Town/Country : columbus
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 December 1985 (26 years)
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Today, two of my girlfriends and I went to a bar. The only action any of us got was a 50 year old man who came up and handed us "An origami vagina for the pretty ladies." FML

#2463557 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (37111) - you deserved it (3565)

On 05/31/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by ailat0107 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

#2442795 (297)

I agree, your life sucks (16483) - you deserved it (36905)

On 05/30/2009 at 7:48pm - misc - by whoahshloann (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

#1815627 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (268301) - you deserved it (32436)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom decided to give me a solid reason for not having pre-marital sex. She told me that my future husband will want me to be tight for our first time. My mom and I were on a ski lift. The ride lasted 10 more uncomfortable minutes. FML

#250132 (71)

I agree, your life sucks (63757) - you deserved it (3454)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:09am - intimacy - by Yulia (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

#226342 (993)

I agree, your life sucks (284968) - you deserved it (55491)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

#11340 (929)

I agree, your life sucks (419987) - you deserved it (30698)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)