About junkrie : I live with my boyfriend, we do basically everything together. We love WWE, concerts, video games and smoking the ganja and our lovely Chihuahuas (:
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Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML
by bummed / 04/15/2012 at 3:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by canispankthat / 10/01/2010 at 7:07am / United States (California) / Intimacy
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