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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 January 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 127
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About junkrie : I live with my boyfriend, we do basically everything together. We love WWE, concerts, video games and smoking the ganja and our lovely Chihuahuas (:

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Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML

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On 04/15/2012 at 3:03am - intimacy - by bummed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I caught my husband modeling my cute floral panties. All he could manage to say was "I love you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26889) - you deserved it (4228)

On 10/01/2010 at 7:07am - intimacy - by canispankthat - United States (California)



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