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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 July 1990 (24 years)
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About junkinmahcranium : I enjoy FML because it makes my life feel great. :)

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (234714) - you deserved it (81901)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
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I agree, your life sucks (234714) - you deserved it (81901)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
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I agree, your life sucks (234714) - you deserved it (81901)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29175) - you deserved it (69922)

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