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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had a seizure at work. My boss walked by and saw me, but didn't help or do anything because he thought I was "picking something up off the floor." FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 1:29am - work - by argh (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my son learned about various animals in school, and how they urinate to mark their territory. Apparently, the entire second floor of my house is now my son's territory. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 7:35pm - kids - by grrrr - United States
Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist pumping. We hit a bump, I fist pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 12:51am - misc - by wolfpacking - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML
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On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)
Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML
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On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I was at a band practice. The band was talking to each other with language like "cadence", "resolution" and "consecutive fifths". When they spoke to me, they used terms like "tick", "bong", "ticky bong"; and "bongy tick". Musically, I feel like a baboon. FML
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On 01/09/2010 at 8:48am - misc - by Fredgruff (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel and acorns with a caption reading "Protect Your Nuts". My dad walked up to me, read my shirt, then punched me in the balls. FML
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On 01/09/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by squirrel (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML
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On 01/03/2010 at 11:28am - health - by i-should-probably-stick-to-swimming (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML
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On 01/01/2010 at 9:45pm - misc - by shoes (woman) - United States
Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML
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On 12/26/2009 at 7:06am - misc - by creepyguy (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML
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On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)
Today, my 25 year old brother ran into my room very excited at 8am. "Wake up! We got a new puppy!" he told me. I was so excited so I jumped out of my warm bed. When I asked him if he was serious he said "No, but we have to go to church, so get dressed." FML
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On 12/25/2009 at 10:30am - misc - by MessyMal (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 11:08pm - health - by RoxMySox - United States (Texas)
Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
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