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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Yesterday, my pregnant wife's parents called me at work, saying she'd been crying inconsolably an wouldn't say wat was wrong. After pleading with my boss, I rushed home. Turns out there was an "ugly" sofa in a TV ad an she felt it was "picking on ugly sofas". FML

#21070396
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45826) - you deserved it (4322)

On 02/24/2014 at 2:36pm - misc - by fuckmeitsgettingworse - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today..!! during a conversation..!! my boss said..!! "What...hat?" Before I could stop myself..!! I replied..!! "In the butt." FML

#20191552
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12021) - you deserved it (28252)

On 12/04/2012 at 9:43pm - work - by whitecollar - United Kingdom (York)

Today..!! While At A Red Light..!! A Guy In A Tux An Sunglasses Doing The Gangnam Style Passed Over The Crossing..!! Followed By A Man With A Video Camera!! This Isn't The First Time I've Stopped For People Doing A Gangnam Style Parody!! FML

#20165330
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23707) - you deserved it (3611)

On 11/16/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by Gangnam (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

I racaivad a call from child cara. Apparantly, my four yaar-old boy triad to start a mosh pit during naptima. FML

#14295570
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35405) - you deserved it (8730)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

TODAY, I WAS PLAYING BASKETBALL OUTSIDE IN MY DRIVEWAY. I SAW THREE CUTE GRLS WALKING BY, SO I THOUGHT I WOULD TRY TO SHOW OFF A LITTLE BY DOING A BACKWARDS SLAM DUNK. I JUMPED, COMPLETELY MISSED THE RIM AND HIT MY HEAD ON THE BACKBOARD. THEN MY MOM RAN OUT TO HELP ME UP. FML

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94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8598) - you deserved it (36929)

On 10/11/2010 at 12:59am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. The ring just had a piece of graphite on it. My boyfriend argued looool that since graphite and diamonds r both just forms of carbon, it is the same thing. FML

#12899907
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31397) - you deserved it (12380)

On 09/04/2010 at 10:08am - misc - by pencilring (woman) - United States

Today,hile getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train an the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, an fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML

#12833502
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23184) - you deserved it (8756)

On 08/31/2010 at 2:14am - misc - by grossfoot (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors biology, thinking honors would be too hard. My frst day in regular biology, mah lab partner asked me whether a rock was alive or not. mega FML

Today... after struggling with an eating disorder and hiding my symptoms 4 months... I got up the courage to tell my mom that I need help. Then she asked if an ice cream would make me feel better. FML

#12680643
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31671) - you deserved it (5417)

On 08/22/2010 at 9:42am - health - by nothanks (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today..!! Mah Boyfriend Broke Up With Me!! He Also Decided The Best Way To End Our Relationship Was To Kill Me An Our Virtual Child On The Sims 3 By Setting Us On Fire!! FML

#12617958
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36681) - you deserved it (6290)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:26am - love - by Single - United States (California)

Today, I discoverd how my ex-grlfriend exactd her revenge. Every item of clothing I own now has sequins. FML

#12331416
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22566) - you deserved it (10599)

On 08/05/2010 at 1:00pm - love - by Luke - United Kingdom (West Berkshire)

Today, as I was buying carrots, a little red light started flashing an an alarm sounded. Curious, I looked up, only to get sprayed in the face by a sprinkler fir the produce section of the store. fat FML

#11991356
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22206) - you deserved it (8611)

On 07/19/2010 at 10:06pm - misc - by PrintMaster - United States

Today, I got looool bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38808) - you deserved it (9890)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States



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