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Today, my pregnant wife's parents called me at work, saying she'd been crying inconsolably and wouldn't say what was wrong. After pleading with my boss, I rushed home. Turns out there was an "ugly" sofa in a TV ad and she felt it was "picking on ugly sofas". FML

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88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44029) - you deserved it (4162)

On 02/24/2014 at 2:36pm - misc - by fuckmeitsgettingworse - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML

#20191552
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11867) - you deserved it (27961)

On 12/04/2012 at 9:43pm - work - by whitecollar - United Kingdom (York)

Today, while at a red light, a guy in a tux and sunglasses doing the Gangnam Style passed over the crossing, followed by a man with a video camera. This isn't the first time I've stopped for people doing a Gangnam Style parody. FML

#20165330
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22026) - you deserved it (3431)

On 11/16/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by Gangnam (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

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297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35026) - you deserved it (8693)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML

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93 comments

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On 10/11/2010 at 12:59am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. The ring just had a piece of graphite on it. My boyfriend argued that since graphite and diamonds are both just forms of carbon, it is the same thing. FML

#12899907
404 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31130) - you deserved it (12300)

On 09/04/2010 at 10:08am - misc - by pencilring (woman) - United States

Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML

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128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21719) - you deserved it (8527)

On 08/31/2010 at 2:14am - misc - by grossfoot (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors biology, thinking honors would be too hard. My first day in regular biology, my lab partner asked me whether a rock was alive or not. FML

Today, after struggling with an eating disorder and hiding my symptoms for months, I got up the courage to tell my mom that I need help. Then she asked if an ice cream would make me feel better. FML

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160 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 9:42am - health - by nothanks (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML

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185 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 1:26am - love - by Single - United States (California)

Today, I discovered how my ex-girlfriend exacted her revenge. Every item of clothing I own now has sequins. FML

#12331416
123 comments

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On 08/05/2010 at 1:00pm - love - by Luke - United Kingdom (West Berkshire)

Today, as I was buying carrots, a little red light started flashing and an alarm sounded. Curious, I looked up, only to get sprayed in the face by a sprinkler for the produce section of the store. FML

#11991356
114 comments

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On 07/19/2010 at 10:06pm - misc - by PrintMaster - United States

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37276) - you deserved it (9669)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States



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