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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Yesterday, my pregnant wife's parents called me at work, saying she'd been crying inconsolably an wouldn't say wat was wrong. After pleading with my boss, I rushed home. Turns out there was an "ugly" sofa in a TV ad an she felt it was "picking on ugly sofas". FML
Today..!! While At A Red Light..!! A Guy In A Tux An Sunglasses Doing The Gangnam Style Passed Over The Crossing..!! Followed By A Man With A Video Camera!! This Isn't The First Time I've Stopped For People Doing A Gangnam Style Parody!! FML
TODAY, I WAS PLAYING BASKETBALL OUTSIDE IN MY DRIVEWAY. I SAW THREE CUTE GRLS WALKING BY, SO I THOUGHT I WOULD TRY TO SHOW OFF A LITTLE BY DOING A BACKWARDS SLAM DUNK. I JUMPED, COMPLETELY MISSED THE RIM AND HIT MY HEAD ON THE BACKBOARD. THEN MY MOM RAN OUT TO HELP ME UP. FML
Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors biology, thinking honors would be too hard. My frst day in regular biology, mah lab partner asked me whether a rock was alive or not. mega FML
Today... after struggling with an eating disorder and hiding my symptoms 4 months... I got up the courage to tell my mom that I need help. Then she asked if an ice cream would make me feel better. FML
Today, as I was buying carrots, a little red light started flashing an an alarm sounded. Curious, I looked up, only to get sprayed in the face by a sprinkler fir the produce section of the store. fat FML
yesterday I was late to work cuz the metro broke down. Yesterday I was late to work cuz the train in front of me broke down. The week before that I was late to work cuz the swat team shut the entre metro station down. Even the interns think I'm making this up. FML
Friday 27 March 2015