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  • Town/Country : Baltimore, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2768
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML

#17889211
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28349) - you deserved it (7695)

On 10/02/2011 at 6:14pm - love - by bastard magnet - United States (California)

Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML

#17718767
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43363) - you deserved it (7628)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)

Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML

#17628880
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30119) - you deserved it (10853)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I was on a train when we hit and killed a person. We were stalled for 4 hours. The guy sitting next to me asked what I did for a living, so I told him that I'm a vet tech. Then he showed me his infected elbow. FML

#17620376
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30594) - you deserved it (3802)

On 08/30/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41427) - you deserved it (3579)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

#17534409
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31520) - you deserved it (41064)

On 08/21/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Emily - United States (New York)

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

#17439919
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14178) - you deserved it (35421)

On 08/11/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by bathroomgirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

#17375446
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52848) - you deserved it (2683)

On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)

Today, a bunch of guys at work chased me down a corridor with a Febreze spray for smelling like I'd been "sleeping in a hollowed-out horse's carcass" and having "the personal hygiene of a billy goat." FML

#17283766
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10301) - you deserved it (54666)

On 07/28/2011 at 4:15am - work - by Champion the wonder horse - United States

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

#17080549
530 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22661) - you deserved it (55643)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40033) - you deserved it (4720)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

#17019799
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48493) - you deserved it (3083)

On 07/07/2011 at 9:28pm - love - by anonbob (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

#16985861
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33787) - you deserved it (4793)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by IAmACoolCat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while working as a cashier at McDonald's, a man came in telling me that he had not received his hamburger. I looked at his receipt and the date said 11/17/09. FML

#16970431
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35593) - you deserved it (3726)

On 07/04/2011 at 5:42am - work - by crudofalife - United States (Illinois)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38816) - you deserved it (5177)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)



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