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junegirl63
  • Town/Country : America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 June 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 704
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML

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216 comments

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On 01/16/2012 at 3:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my parents want me to become a lawyer, all because our family members keep getting into feuds and court cases. I'm a successful developer, and run my own company. FML

#18782870
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On 01/12/2012 at 5:14am - work - by me_the_maniak - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I put a blue toilet cleaner square in the back of toilet. My fiancé called me later on freaking out because he couldn't get the "blue water to go away" when he flushed. FML

#18447759
80 comments

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On 12/06/2011 at 8:38pm - love - by sparklethelette - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML

#18417408
156 comments

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On 12/03/2011 at 5:04am - intimacy - by trembelwick - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

#18384979
190 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
161 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I carpooled with my co-worker whose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely, and broke down crying. FML

#18244080
120 comments

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On 11/14/2011 at 3:45am - work - by Anon - United States (Nevada)

Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML

#18200720
126 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by blacktyaffair - United States (Texas)

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
174 comments

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On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML

#17889211
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On 10/02/2011 at 6:14pm - love - by bastard magnet - United States (California)

Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML

#17718767
347 comments

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On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was on a train when we hit and killed a person. We were stalled for 4 hours. The guy sitting next to me asked what I did for a living, so I told him that I'm a vet tech. Then he showed me his infected elbow. FML

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On 08/30/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
100 comments

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On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

#17534409
308 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Emily - United States (New York)

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

#17439919
148 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by bathroomgirl (woman) - United States (California)



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