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  • Town/Country : Baltimore, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was eating a meatball sub when a meatball fell out and rolled into my hair and all down my shirt. I couldn't find the missing meatball anywhere. I found it later, in my handbag. FML

#19179734
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24992) - you deserved it (4280)

On 02/28/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by malloreigh (woman) - Australia

Today, I was posing in front of the mirror, when I realized that everyone who looks at me can easily tell which arm I use to masturbate. FML

#19154069
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10975) - you deserved it (36258)

On 02/24/2012 at 2:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I came back from a holiday and the friend who'd been looking after my cats returned my spare key. When I wanted to put some relaxing music on, I noticed that he'd switched most of my CDs around in their cases. I have over a thousand of them. Very funny, thanks. FML

#19148327
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24553) - you deserved it (4399)

On 02/23/2012 at 6:52pm - misc - by Veryfunny (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

#18899300
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19631) - you deserved it (38466)

On 01/24/2012 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML

#18884103
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26066) - you deserved it (6250)

On 01/22/2012 at 8:52pm - misc - by wrecked - United States

Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML

#18825467
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26314) - you deserved it (4061)

On 01/16/2012 at 3:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my parents want me to become a lawyer, all because our family members keep getting into feuds and court cases. I'm a successful developer, and run my own company. FML

#18782870
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24949) - you deserved it (2314)

On 01/12/2012 at 5:14am - work - by me_the_maniak - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I put a blue toilet cleaner square in the back of toilet. My fiancé called me later on freaking out because he couldn't get the "blue water to go away" when he flushed. FML

#18447759
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26405) - you deserved it (3345)

On 12/06/2011 at 8:38pm - love - by sparklethelette - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML

#18417408
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36853) - you deserved it (5821)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:04am - intimacy - by trembelwick - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

#18384979
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10784) - you deserved it (64010)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34942) - you deserved it (16643)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13715) - you deserved it (60382)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I carpooled with my co-worker whose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely, and broke down crying. FML

#18244080
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30360) - you deserved it (3105)

On 11/14/2011 at 3:45am - work - by Anon - United States (Nevada)

Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML

#18200720
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28528) - you deserved it (3914)

On 11/09/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by blacktyaffair - United States (Texas)

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33056) - you deserved it (5619)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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