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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 August 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 695
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 3:23pm<b>jumpshot32</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 4:04pm<b>alisenpai</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 5:40pm<b>cheyyeee</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 12:06am<b>seetei</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 4:51pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 5:37pm<b>FantasticDay</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 4:21pm<b>taytaysings97</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 2:48am<b>DedicatedNova</b> - the 02/03/2014 at 3:50pm<b>Sp4de</b> - the 10/11/2013 at 11:16am<b>ahd94</b> - the 09/26/2013 at 1:47am<b>morgan_nance</b> - the 05/04/2013 at 10:04pm<b>RevengeIsSweet</b> - the 03/13/2013 at 7:38am<b>raphanne</b> - the 08/13/2011 at 2:52am

Fucked!<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 9:23pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 11:37pm

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jumpshot23's favorite FMLs

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

by -_- / 08/12/2011 at 8:05pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML

by Wife / 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML

by myheart75 / 08/07/2011 at 5:52am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend was over at my house for the first time. I told her I had to go take a shower, and from the other room my grandmother yells "you're not going to jack off this time are you?" FML

by Anonymous / 07/26/2011 at 12:30am / United States / Intimacy

Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call him 'Panda'. FML

by butimarealbear / 07/13/2011 at 9:11am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked into a room, where a guy was violently picking his nose. He kept picking. A very pretty girl walked in after me, and he immediately stopped and sat up straight. Apparently, I'm too ugly to motivate strangers to stop excavating their nasal cavities. FML

by uggo / 03/29/2011 at 1:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

by xxxchelsiexxx / 02/06/2011 at 1:02am / United States / Health

Today, I was teaching a class and my student pointed out that I used the wrong "your" while writing on the board. FML

by englishfail / 01/15/2010 at 12:39pm / United States (Illinois) / Work

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

by NoBalls / 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation