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Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41713) - you deserved it (2607)

On 02/08/2011 at 7:48am - health - by soccerscout7 -

Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML

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On 10/22/2009 at 6:22pm - health - by Bunni (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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