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Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love twinkies." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20178) - you deserved it (24266)

On 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm - misc - by pyroman1127 - United States (Utah)

Today, at work a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her. So I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML

I agree, your life sucks (4980) - you deserved it (33973)

On 12/25/2009 at 3:10am - work - by harrassment101 (man) - United States (California)

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