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Today, was the first day of my sophomore year. While receiving my schedule, I burst into tears at the sight of a disfigured midget. I'm now seen as the school bitch for making fun of a midget. I have a genuine fear of midgets. FML

Today, I got back from camp. My camp-mates? A girl who refused to shower the entire week, a girl who threatened to hurt me several times, a snorer, my princess of a sister who took forever in the mornings, and a counselor who watched us sleep. FML

#17316346
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36746) - you deserved it (3310)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by Tireddddddd (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance, I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled and tasted like dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML

#17243352
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12054) - you deserved it (35058)

On 07/24/2011 at 5:01pm - misc - by cadillacfrank - United States

Today, I'm staying in a hotel where the lights are automatic. They turn on when something moves and turn off when everything is still. I'm a sensitive sleeper and I move in my sleep, so the light wakes me up. It's currently 2 a.m. and all together I've gotten about 20 minutes of sleep. FML

#17226944
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33800) - you deserved it (4281)

On 07/23/2011 at 4:50am - misc - by someone - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war" playing on his phone, and makes war sounds corresponding with his poop dropping. FML

#17226602
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32018) - you deserved it (4509)

On 07/23/2011 at 3:49am - love - by MaHalKiTa (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

#17153294
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48220) - you deserved it (4218)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Cinnamon (man) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)

Today, at work, our team started a new sales strategy of selling flowers to men by asking them to buy one for their lovely ladies. The first guy I ask ends up crying and telling me his wife passed away a week ago. The woman with him was actually his sister. FML

#17144161
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34638) - you deserved it (4935)

On 07/17/2011 at 1:16am - work - by Auston (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I Googled my ex-husband only to find that in the years since we've split he now fancies himself as a stand-up comic. His material? Our sex life. FML

#17143306
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40470) - you deserved it (9047)

On 07/17/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by it_IS_just_me (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

#17142025
184 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 10:46pm - work - by sandwichmaker - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML

#17140315
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30605) - you deserved it (3571)

On 07/16/2011 at 8:17pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML

#17139539
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12141) - you deserved it (44241)

On 07/16/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after a stressful week, I spent my last few dollars on some comfort food. Later, my roommate's girlfriend came over and helped herself to my juice, drinking it straight from the bottle. I'm such a germaphobe, I can't bring myself to even take a sip. It's a full bottle. FML

#17139363
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30515) - you deserved it (14838)

On 07/16/2011 at 6:52pm - health - by adamclmns (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

#17130002
86 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 12:25am - misc - by jordy1995 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at a fancy restaurant when I knocked my glass of ice water over. In my attempt to clean it up with a napkin, I knocked a freshly filled cup of coffee all over myself. FML

#17122198
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27012) - you deserved it (8077)

On 07/15/2011 at 1:21pm - misc - by evilwater - United States

Today, I grinned for five minutes straight because my friends told me it would put me in a good mood for the rest of the day. It gave me a migraine. FML

#17122126
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16701) - you deserved it (26014)

On 07/15/2011 at 1:14pm - health - by so much for a good day - United States



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