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  • Number of visits : 2251
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About julielee509 : Love to read these unfortunate, yet funny stories.

Why do you want to know about me? Was it the picture? That my friend is a drawing (not by me) inspired from The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.
I really don't have much to say because I believe that putting your life information on FML is sort of ridiculous. The only personal info I'll say is if you think I'm being sarcastic, I probably am. I tend to be sarcastic a majority of the time. Okay well adios.

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Today, was the first day of my sophomore year. While receiving my schedule, I burst into tears at the sight of a disfigured midget. I'm now seen as the school bitch for making fun of a midget. I have a genuine fear of midgets. FML

Today, I got back from camp. My camp-mates? A girl who refused to shower the entire week, a girl who threatened to hurt me several times, a snorer, my princess of a sister who took forever in the mornings, and a counselor who watched us sleep. FML

#17316346
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32942) - you deserved it (3013)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by Tireddddddd (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance, I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled and tasted like dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML

#17243352
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10777) - you deserved it (32704)

On 07/24/2011 at 5:01pm - misc - by cadillacfrank - United States

Today, I'm staying in a hotel where the lights are automatic. They turn on when something moves and turn off when everything is still. I'm a sensitive sleeper and I move in my sleep, so the light wakes me up. It's currently 2 a.m. and all together I've gotten about 20 minutes of sleep. FML

#17226944
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31139) - you deserved it (4025)

On 07/23/2011 at 4:50am - misc - by someone - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war" playing on his phone, and makes war sounds corresponding with his poop dropping. FML

#17226602
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28571) - you deserved it (4190)

On 07/23/2011 at 3:49am - love - by MaHalKiTa (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

#17153294
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43999) - you deserved it (3880)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Cinnamon (man) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)

Today, at work, our team started a new sales strategy of selling flowers to men by asking them to buy one for their lovely ladies. The first guy I ask ends up crying and telling me his wife passed away a week ago. The woman with him was actually his sister. FML

#17144161
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30768) - you deserved it (4560)

On 07/17/2011 at 1:16am - work - by Auston (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I Googled my ex-husband only to find that in the years since we've split he now fancies himself as a stand-up comic. His material? Our sex life. FML

#17143306
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37247) - you deserved it (8625)

On 07/17/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by it_IS_just_me (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

#17142025
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31738) - you deserved it (2970)

On 07/16/2011 at 10:46pm - work - by sandwichmaker - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML

#17140315
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27825) - you deserved it (3297)

On 07/16/2011 at 8:17pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML

#17139539
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10912) - you deserved it (41528)

On 07/16/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after a stressful week, I spent my last few dollars on some comfort food. Later, my roommate's girlfriend came over and helped herself to my juice, drinking it straight from the bottle. I'm such a germaphobe, I can't bring myself to even take a sip. It's a full bottle. FML

#17139363
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27098) - you deserved it (14002)

On 07/16/2011 at 6:52pm - health - by adamclmns (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

#17130002
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33693) - you deserved it (2789)

On 07/16/2011 at 12:25am - misc - by jordy1995 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at a fancy restaurant when I knocked my glass of ice water over. In my attempt to clean it up with a napkin, I knocked a freshly filled cup of coffee all over myself. FML

#17122198
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24265) - you deserved it (7606)

On 07/15/2011 at 1:21pm - misc - by evilwater - United States

Today, I grinned for five minutes straight because my friends told me it would put me in a good mood for the rest of the day. It gave me a migraine. FML

#17122126
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14735) - you deserved it (23463)

On 07/15/2011 at 1:14pm - health - by so much for a good day - United States



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