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by Anonymous / 10/03/2012 at 8:45pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by thatwas10yearsago / 09/27/2012 at 10:41pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, I started my new job. Less than one hour into the day, my boss told me that the reason he hired me was that I was the least attractive of everyone he interviewed, so I'd be less likely to cause a distraction. FML
by Annette / 09/22/2012 at 12:17pm / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, I was at work, when an elderly lady casually mentioned it was her birthday. I motioned two of my coworkers over, and we sang a little happy birthday to her over the phone. Our boss stormed in mid-song and suspended all three of us on the spot for "unprofessional behavior." FML
by karmas a kunt / 09/21/2012 at 8:28pm / United States / Work
Today, I spent hours crafting a tiara to look like the princess from my boyfriend's favourite game series, Zelda. I sent him a picture of me wearing it, and got the reply: "Sure, that's nice, but you'd be better as Majora." FML
by Anonymous / 09/13/2012 at 4:37pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Transportation
Today, I was sitting in on a boring presentation at work. I yawned and shifted in my chair, accidentally sitting on my testicles. I shrieked in pain and spent the next five minutes choking back tears, while my boss told me to shut my mouth and stop fucking around. FML
by kevcng / 09/10/2012 at 5:20pm / United States / Work
Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML
by thinkimquitting / 06/25/2012 at 5:49pm / Australia (Victoria) / Work
Today, I woke up to a guy outside my house, who wanted to give me flowers and take me out on a date. Aside from it all being pretty fucking creepy anyway, the guy is my not quite right in the head second cousin, who's apparently now head-over-heels in love with me. FML
by Az / 06/12/2012 at 8:24pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/11/2012 at 3:30pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Kids
by tinydancer / 05/10/2012 at 2:10pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by ajnmegs / 04/19/2012 at 12:08pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymoosey / 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm / Canada / Intimacy
by xX_nsn_Xx / 02/03/2012 at 9:47am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 11:10am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One… Today, my boyfriend of 6 months said he wasn't going to break up with me, he was just going to stop… Today, I walked in the door and heard my husband calling me to the bedroom. I got a little excited,…