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Today, while he was eating chicken, one of mah friends asked me y I'm a vegetarian. I responded that I believe in animal rights and don't lyk the conditions the animals r forced to live in. He looked at me incredulously before explaining that "chickens aren't animals, they're birds." real FML

Today, mah neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear mah "shit music" through mah window during the afternoon, so I turnd it off. They then began to play there definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blastd Nicki Minaj. FML

#20567871
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On 03/31/2013 at 2:24am - misc - by BornInTheWrongEra (woman) - United States

Today, my wife packed my lunc . Inside of my luncbox was a poto of er eating my sandwices . FML

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On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my parents told me that I'm no longer allowd to come home from boarding school on weekends cuz it will confuse my cats and disrupt there lives. mega FML

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On 02/24/2013 at 6:17am - animals - by incendiaaa (woman) - Australia

Today, It's My Boyfriend's Birthday. He Really Likes Legend Of Zelda, So I Putted On A Link Hat, Took My Cloths Off, An Waited 4 Him At His Place. He Came Home With A Hooker. FML

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Today... While Trucking... I Got Stuck In Traffic On A Congested Highway. After 15 Minutes Of Mind-numbing Boredom... I Glanced Down At The Car Beside Me... Only To Witness The Driver Changing Her Tampon And Flicking The Old One Onto The Highway. I Can't Unsee This. FML

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On 02/01/2013 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by thoughtidseenitall (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today , I Saw A Ladyho Had Fainted. I Ran Over To Help , Only To Find Out That She Was Unstable An Had A Knife In Her Hand. She Was Pointing It At Me , An Growled Threateningly Every Time I Tried To Move Away. It Took The Cops An Hour To Defuse The Situation. FML

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On 01/29/2013 at 4:48am - misc - by thegirlofthedad (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend told me all about how his parents sat him down last night and had looool a 20 minute talk with him about how I'm the biggest mistake he'll ever make. mega FML

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On 01/20/2013 at 12:01am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw Les Misérables . I was singing along to one of the songs when looool the guy next to me dumpd his soda over my head and told me to shut up . FML

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On 01/08/2013 at 12:34am - misc - by maddiecat - United States (Missouri)

Yesterday, mah mom askd me y MS Word keeps underlining some words!! After I trid to convince her that looool your supposd to puttd a space after commas, she startd yelling at me for making her look stupid!! I can never win!! FML

#20441192
71 comments

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On 01/03/2013 at 5:36pm - misc - by millavitsa - Ukraine

Today, my roommate of a year an good friend of several more decided to move out. When I cummed home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

#20438571
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On 01/02/2013 at 12:38pm - misc - by Megz (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my roommate of a year an good friend of several more decided to move out. When I cummed home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

#20438571
72 comments

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On 01/02/2013 at 12:38pm - misc - by Megz (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my roommate of a year an good friend of several more decided to move out. When I cummed home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

#20438571
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On 01/02/2013 at 12:38pm - misc - by Megz (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Yesterday, I was on my favourite forum when I saw a guy ranting at some pro-lifer fanatic. For fun, I replid "umad bro?" apparently moments after the forum founder also left an angry reply. I'm now bannd 4 a month 4 "trolling the founder" and all my posts have vanishd without a trace. big fat FML

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65 comments

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On 12/23/2012 at 5:24pm - misc - by you fuckhobbit (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I Decided To Treat Myself To A Pedicure. The Pedicurist Began Examining Mah Feet, Then Called His Coworkers Over To Demonstrate How To Deal With "excessively Crusty" Feet. FML

#20407705
92 comments

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