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  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 April 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 183
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About julialinn : Hello, stranger! I'm Julia. I like music, traveling, and watching movies/TV. Currently in a relationship with my computer.


"You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?"

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Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML

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171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30732) - you deserved it (6946)

On 05/27/2012 at 3:19am - misc - by iPhonekid - United States (Texas)

Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML

#19552078
221 comments

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On 04/30/2012 at 4:25am - intimacy - by kdehshaden (woman) - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML

#19547170
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36056) - you deserved it (8876)

On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States

Today, while putting on a load of laundry, I squeezed the detergent bottle and it made a noise like a woman's orgasm. After laughing, I realised that I'm probably too immature to be washing my own clothes. FML

#19521311
194 comments

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On 04/24/2012 at 10:03am - intimacy - by mmmtortilla (woman) - Spain (Pais Vasco)

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML

#19517748
258 comments

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On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML

#19499543
231 comments

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On 04/20/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by Ashamed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

#19455929
194 comments

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On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

#19373619
71 comments

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On 03/29/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by LassieToe (woman) - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML

#18421974
142 comments

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On 12/03/2011 at 8:29pm - love - by drummahboi99 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

#17839732
240 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

#16487727
377 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51150) - you deserved it (9901)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML

#14974014
73 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 1:51pm - kids - by Mikabe (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML

#13711659
146 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 5:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML

#7467261
122 comments

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On 01/21/2010 at 12:02am - intimacy - by Alicia (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

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512 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)



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