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TODAY, I REALIZED THE ONLY REASON MAH BOYFRIEND IS DATING ME IS BECAUSE HE HAS A PIMPLE FETISH . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39745) - you deserved it (4900)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was talking to mah boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some wieght. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know your fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML

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On 01/04/2011 at 2:34pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (York)

Taday I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower , I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower , instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower , making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

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On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , on mah flight to Vegas , I was wishing that a really cute guy would come sit in the seat next to mine . A few minutes later , a really cute guy sat in the seat next to me and even startd to talk to me . looool When I said , "I like ruggd men." he said "Oh ya , me too! I really like buff guys also." FML

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On 04/06/2009 at 3:40am - love - by vela9002 (woman) - United States (California)



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