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Today, I realized the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because he has a pimple fetish. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41309) - you deserved it (5064)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some weight. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know you're fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML


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On 01/04/2011 at 2:34pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML


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On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, on my flight to Vegas, I was wishing that a really cute guy would come sit in the seat next to mine. A few minutes later, a really cute guy sat in the seat next to me and even started to talk to me. When I said, "I like rugged men." he said "Oh ya, me too! I really like buff guys also." FML


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On 04/06/2009 at 3:40am - love - by vela9002 (woman) - United States (California)

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