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  • Birth Date : Friday 20 September 1996 (18 years)
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Today, I tried to contact my birth mother, who abandoned me when I was three weeks old. After months of tracing, I finally plucked up the courage to call her. She told me to "f*ck off and die". FML

#14310097
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49763) - you deserved it (6657)

On 12/23/2010 at 11:13am - misc - by unfortunategeek - United Kingdom

Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML

#14306986
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38272) - you deserved it (7098)

On 12/23/2010 at 3:18am - intimacy - by David H. -

Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

#8905229
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8794) - you deserved it (32742)

On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

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56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26972) - you deserved it (5104)

On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)



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