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  • Birth Date : Friday 20 September 1996 (19 years)
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Today, I tried to contact my birth mother, who abandoned me when I was three weeks old. After months of tracing, I finally plucked up the courage to call her. She told me to "f*ck off and die". FML


I agree, your life sucks (53591) - you deserved it (7093)

On 12/23/2010 at 11:13am - misc - by unfortunategeek - United Kingdom

Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41346) - you deserved it (7479)

On 12/23/2010 at 3:18am - intimacy - by David H. -

Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10064) - you deserved it (35854)

On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML


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On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)

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