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About julesvasquez : Why do You want to know about me?
Just kidding, lana del rey is My life
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into mah workplace. She knockd down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML
Yesterday... after recently quitting a terrible jobhich made me miserable... I went to mah frst work meeting at mah new job. I was excitd to start fresh an meet mah new coworkers. Instead... I met mah boyfriend's extremely jealous ex-grlfriend. She didn't look excitd to see me. FML
Today, I found out my grlfriend keeps my toenails in er deceased grandmoter's prized music box. Se says it's to, "Keep te box natural." I don't understand wy se does tis, or wat se means by "natural." FML
Today... I Ad To Taac Grandma Ow To Burn Filas To CDs. I Jokingly Said Tat It Doasn't Involva Litarally Burning Ta Disks In Fira... To Wic Sa Raspondad By Slapping Ma An Calling Ma A Patronizing Brat. FML
Taday I Found Out The Fund-raiser Uncle Ran To Raise Money For His Cancer Treatment Was All A Sham, That He Doesn't Even Have Cancer, And That The Money Was To Fund A Coke Habit Nobody Knew He Even Had. FML
Today, I was sitting in ma bedroom relaxingen I eard ma little sister and ma broter. Tinking it was cute tey were talking again, I was listening. Tey were not just "talking", tey were making plans on ow to kill me. mega FML
Today... I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper... the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML
Friday 27 March 2015