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About julako : "I am a linguist. I love ambiguity more than most people."

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Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of evil laughter coming from my closet. It was my old Furby, with dead batteries, that I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago. FML

Today, my six-year-old son told me how it was funny that there's "a food chicken and an animal chicken". That's going to be a fun one to explain to him. FML


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On 11/23/2015 at 10:23pm - kids - by sydcaller618 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML


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On 11/23/2015 at 9:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML


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On 11/20/2015 at 9:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend cornered me and asked if I'm gay. I said no and asked why she even had any doubts. Apparently me being depressed and crying over my grandmother's death is "faggish" and means I want to have sex with men. Who knew? FML


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On 11/18/2015 at 8:47am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my roommate came home after a night of heavy drinking and started urinating on my bed. When I confronted him, he just slurred, "Sorry, thought it was my bed." FML


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On 11/13/2015 at 7:34am - misc - by Anonymousse (man) - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, I put one of those checkout dividers in front of my groceries on the conveyor belt in the supermarket. The guy standing in front of me turned around, looked me straight in the eye and said "I don't trust you." as he put a second divider between our groceries. FML


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On 11/09/2015 at 9:07am - misc - by Quendolin - Germany

Today, I had to come up with a new rule for my library's patrons: If you, your child, or your dog has thrown up on our books, we DON'T WANT THEM BACK. FML


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On 11/07/2015 at 9:14am - work - by apaterra - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML


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On 10/29/2015 at 4:02pm - kids - by caroline (woman) - Germany

Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML


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On 10/27/2015 at 12:40am - misc - by Tired Hungry Geek - United States

Today, I went through an entire roll of toilet paper in just over an hour. You win this time, questionable pork souvlaki. FML


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On 10/24/2015 at 7:46pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking through school when I noticed an advertisement for school picture retakes. It read, "Bad hair day?" Underneath was my picture. That's my normal hair. FML

Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbor's attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML


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On 10/11/2015 at 11:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I decided to take a well-deserved shower. When I let my hair down, twenty six cents fell onto the floor. I have no idea how they got there. FML


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On 10/10/2015 at 12:22am - misc - by kissandcontrol01 - United States (California)

Today, I made some brownies to take over to my dad's place for his party. He started yelling at me when I told him I'd added a special ingredient for taste, demanding to know what I had slipped them. Cinnamon. It was cinnamon. FML

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