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juicyjay00
  • Town/Country : chinoooo hillls, america
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 June 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1743
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About juicyjay00 : my name is janelle. and if you're one of the people who choose ydi for no reason, then fuck off. if you post fake fmls, then definitely fuck off.

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Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML

#4998689 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (38535) - you deserved it (11324)

On 09/02/2009 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I thought it would be sexy to surprise my boyfriend by hiding in the closet naked and pouncing on him as he came to get his pants. I never got to the pouncing. Apparently my boyfriend has heightened reflexes so instead I got slapped hard across the face. My ear is still ringing. FML

#4995103 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (10385) - you deserved it (30190)

On 09/02/2009 at 7:19am - intimacy - by keepsmiling - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML

#56665 (528)

I agree, your life sucks (141676) - you deserved it (53025)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)