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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 June 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2113
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About juicedboi : So you want to see a bigger version of my pic ay? Go for it.

Hi, my name is Justin, but people call me Jay.
About me? Alright.
I play guitar, enjoy movies, beach, parties, and everything a 20 yr old prob likes to do. Firm believer in there only being one pickup line -hi, what is your name?. My left foot is slightly larger than my right.

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Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68525) - you deserved it (7119)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML


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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

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