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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 493
  • Number of comments : 172
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About judea95 : Studying biology, psychology and photography at college. Like games, and reading and shit. Got a cat.

That's about it really

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judea95's favorite FMLs

Today, after sending in my passport application for a trip to Paris, I got a letter from the state department saying despite them having my original birth certificate, I don't exist. Upon calling them, I was told that it only proves I'm a citizen, not that I exist. I pay taxes and have a mortgage. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45702) - you deserved it (2578)

On 10/11/2013 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50255) - you deserved it (4142)

On 10/05/2013 at 1:51pm - misc - by british_babe (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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