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juan3611
  • Town/Country : Corpus Christi tx, usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 206
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About juan3611 : Hi :D I love rock and metal music my favorite bands are incubus and soundgarden and I love to play drums and play games I'm 15 and it's hard for me to make friends easily :( message me if you want :) message me for Kik :D follow me on Instagram @juan36111

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Today, I was told I pull the "whole grunge look" off quite well. I don't dress "grunge", nor was that my intention. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28931) - you deserved it (4364)

On 02/25/2014 at 4:59pm - misc - by ashleylynn17 (woman) -

Today, and for the third time this week, I found a pubic hair in my soup. I'm currently bed-ridden and can't afford to piss off my boyfriend by complaining. FML

#21054632
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On 02/08/2014 at 5:14pm - misc - by vey (woman) - China (Beijing)

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. My hand-eye coordination went straight to hell and I managed to accidentally smack my nose into his penis. He told all his friends about it, and I'm apparently now known as Woodpecker. FML

#21054451
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On 02/08/2014 at 1:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I presented my child with the classic "Who came first, the chicken or the egg?" conundrum. In return, I got a detailed lecture on how birds evolved from dinosaurs, how life was created in the sea and an explanation about evolution. I got schooled by a 9 year old. FML

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On 02/05/2014 at 2:52pm - kids - by Evolution mama (woman) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)

Today, I logged into my bank account and started crying. Not because of the balance, but because the password is my anniversary with my ex, and it's the only reminder I have of happy days in my life. FML

Today, my brother came to my first standup comedy act. He'd apparently read my material beforehand, and kept finishing my jokes for me. FML

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On 02/04/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by DeeDee - Austria (Wien)



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