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jts2
  • Town/Country : Lynchburg, VA, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 November 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1649
  • Number of comments : 195
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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jts2's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML

#6580015 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (23177) - you deserved it (1935)

On 12/03/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a bucket of Twizzlers for our 1 year anniversary because 'he knew I liked them.' He has no idea why I am so upset. FML

#6303119 (519)

I agree, your life sucks (10945) - you deserved it (28583)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I submitted my 5000 word assignment. When I got home, my mother asked if I'd checked it through one more time like she always warned me to do. I hadn't. And I therefore hadn't noticed the paragraph on p11 that she'd written, telling me to pay attention to the small details. FML

#6068555 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (21046) - you deserved it (7859)

On 10/30/2009 at 9:34am - misc - by JZ (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, while giving a lecture about gases to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusualy loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML

#5033555 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (10049) - you deserved it (29901)

On 09/04/2009 at 12:30am - work - by DrGas (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I thought it would be sexy to surprise my boyfriend by hiding in the closet naked and pouncing on him as he came to get his pants. I never got to the pouncing. Apparently my boyfriend has heightened reflexes so instead I got slapped hard across the face. My ear is still ringing. FML

#4995103 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (10381) - you deserved it (30187)

On 09/02/2009 at 7:19am - intimacy - by keepsmiling - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

#4882481 (409)

I agree, your life sucks (52100) - you deserved it (11871)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206 (480)

I agree, your life sucks (167889) - you deserved it (51037)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)