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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 October 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 81
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my son asked for my help with a personal matter. I was flattered that he trusted me, since he's a paranoid, untrusting psycho. Turned out he wanted to use my locksmith skills to break into his ex's house and "teach her a lesson" for breaking up with him after he cheated on her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30446) - you deserved it (4210)

On 10/26/2014 at 9:54am - kids - by Bob H. (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19197) - you deserved it (37057)

On 10/19/2014 at 10:24am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my mom threw away a bag of tiny parts belonging to a $1,700 robot. Naturally, I figured this out at midnight and had to spend 30 minutes digging through three nasty trashcans overflowing with rotten food and spiders. The bag was dripping with what looked like cheese by the time I found it. FML

Today, a customer told my boss I was too pushy because I asked her what bra size she wears. I work at a lingerie store. I got a stern lecture from my boss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38945) - you deserved it (2912)

On 08/18/2014 at 10:59pm - work - by sorrynotsorry (woman) - United States (Washington)



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