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by Anonymous / 11/22/2013 at 3:51pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML
by B_and_W / 11/21/2013 at 6:35am / France / Kids
by thank god you'll only live once / 11/08/2013 at 3:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, like every other day, my daughter thinks that degrading skinny people is very "non-conformist" and "edgy". This time, though, a slightly slim girl punched her in the face when she accused her of being anorexic. Now people think I gave my daughter her new black eye. FML
by curvster daughter / 11/02/2013 at 2:46pm / United States / Kids
by sleeplessinrichmond / 09/15/2013 at 2:02am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by riiiighhhttttt / 08/05/2013 at 1:38am / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/28/2013 at 12:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/05/2011 at 6:37pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
by nackpattywhackgiveadogabone / 09/23/2010 at 7:01am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by Stevo / 06/18/2010 at 3:13am / United States (Washington) / Work
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