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by Em / 04/30/2009 at 12:45pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Tal / 04/26/2009 at 11:14am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by bdutton / 04/24/2009 at 4:10pm / United States (Connecticut) / Transportation
Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
by FML.. / 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm / China (Hebei) / Intimacy
Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML
by Opplyst11 / 03/18/2009 at 4:37pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML
by epistaxis / 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by j4y / 01/28/2009 at 7:30pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by william / 01/22/2009 at 6:22pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1pm, smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML
by none / 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Noname / 01/07/2009 at 10:07am / United Kingdom (Wokingham) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…