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Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

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292 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML

#14202478
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23015) - you deserved it (7815)

On 12/14/2010 at 1:41pm - misc - by homeless (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while working as a hotel guard I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes I realized he was dead. FML

#14126104
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28080) - you deserved it (7345)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:18pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out that the woman I'm currently dating used to be a man. FML

#14105227
79 comments

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On 12/06/2010 at 7:24am - intimacy - by swindstorm -

Today, my son told his teacher that she "has a nice rack." He's four. FML

#14079841
142 comments

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On 12/04/2010 at 1:50am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

#14058038
161 comments

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On 12/02/2010 at 8:20am - love - by mrdentist -

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML

#13945313
139 comments

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On 11/23/2010 at 1:50am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML

#13893197
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24587) - you deserved it (5325)

On 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized the only times my boyfriend ever says "I love you" are after he screws up or when he wants a blowjob. FML

#13853970
111 comments

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On 11/15/2010 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by rockefoe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML

#13442397
157 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 3:15am - misc - by A. - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got a graphing calculator and my period. FML

#13221295
175 comments

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On 09/27/2010 at 11:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML

#13031931
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33971) - you deserved it (11309)

On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

#12837057
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30371) - you deserved it (7582)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I talked to my boyfriend's dad for the first time. One of the first things that he said to me was, "So, I hear you're a screamer." FML

#12832697
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33473) - you deserved it (6226)

On 08/31/2010 at 1:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

#12822018
229 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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