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by homeless / 12/14/2010 at 1:41pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, while working as a hotel guard I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes I realized he was dead. FML
by Anonymous / 12/07/2010 at 11:18pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 12/04/2010 at 1:50am / Singapore / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm / United States / Work
by rockefoe / 11/15/2010 at 3:49pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by A. / 10/14/2010 at 3:15am / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 09/27/2010 at 11:07am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML
by vikinggirl / 09/13/2010 at 5:14am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
by teacher / 08/31/2010 at 10:50am / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/31/2010 at 1:21am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML
by FYouBoyfriend / 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…