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by homeless / 12/14/2010 at 1:41pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, while working as a hotel guard I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes I realized he was dead. FML
by Anonymous / 12/07/2010 at 11:18pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 12/04/2010 at 1:50am / Singapore / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm / United States / Work
by rockefoe / 11/15/2010 at 3:49pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by A. / 10/14/2010 at 3:15am / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 09/27/2010 at 11:07am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML
by vikinggirl / 09/13/2010 at 5:14am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
by teacher / 08/31/2010 at 10:50am / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/31/2010 at 1:21am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML
by FYouBoyfriend / 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
- Today, I visited a new tattoo parlor, as my previous artist made me uncomfortable with his drunken,… Today, I finally went to talk to my neighbour upstairs. He is always throwing his cigarette buts on… Today, I found out my hours at work were getting cut and given to another employee. Not only are my…