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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 October 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3227
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her first and last...with plenty of people in between. FML

#102962
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I agree, your life sucks (65356) - you deserved it (5183)

On 02/22/2009 at 10:10am - intimacy - by Charles (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her first and last...with plenty of people in between. FML

#102962
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I agree, your life sucks (65356) - you deserved it (5183)

On 02/22/2009 at 10:10am - intimacy - by Charles (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12026) - you deserved it (62362)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version



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