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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 October 1988 (23 years)
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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48362) - you deserved it (37872)

On 05/16/2009 at 1:44pm - intimacy - by madzlovesgee (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her first and last...with plenty of people in between. FML

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On 02/22/2009 at 10:10am - intimacy - by Charles (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

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On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version



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